Summertime is perfect weather, usually, for taking a dip in a pool. I wish I had a pool. I have the water, but I don’t have the thing the water goes in that makes it a pool. I wonder if I can find that thing on Craigslist? Continue reading
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Post 362: La Machine
I love the game shows that used to be on during my youth. I especially liked The Liar’s Club, where an item would be shown to the audience, only one person on the celebrity panel would know what it was, the rest had to make up something. The contestant had to guess who was telling the truth. Continue reading
Post 358: The Best Seat in The Cave
If you have a reason to host a really nice party, make sure you get professionals to do the decorating. You do not want armatures hanging the crepe paper and inflating the balloons. Be sure to hire a reputable company to provide extra chairs and tables. Continue reading
Post 349: Can You Dig It?
A tree grows in Sparkyville. Right in the center of this Sparky’s property, apparently. But there’s something about the tree that Sparky just doesn’t like. Is it the fronds that dry up and fall down? Is it the rats and bats that possibly nest in the dried fronds that haven’t fallen down? Or is it that Sparky wants to put in a pool? Continue reading
Post 344: Take Me to the River
Today’s questions, ladies and gentlemen and politicians, is what could have left those stains on this couch and chaise? Your choices are: Continue reading
Post 302: May Bees Forgive You
Nice colony of bees you got here. Shame if anything should happen to it. This is a real honey of a deal. You pay us the amount we tell you to pay and the hive is safe. Continue reading
Post 301: What a Downer
Mental illness is nothing to joke about. Depression makes people desperate in a country where there is little help available and few places to turn. Be sure to listen to those you know and be ready to call for help on their behalf if needed. Continue reading
