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Post 624: Happy New Shed!

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Shed (Location)

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shed
14’5″x16’3″x10’6″
you haul away
FREE

This beautiful home could be yours if you have a truck big enough to haul it away. And a lot to set it on. And electricity to hook up to it. And plumbing. Level it. Replace rotted floor. Replace termite infested walls and roof. Insulate and drywall inside. You know what? At today’s housing prices, this still comes in as a bargain. I’m pretty sure you can sell all that antique stuff inside for what the repairs will cost, right?

Happy New Year, Ralph, this is one eye-catching Sparky ad.

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Post 612: Body Not Included

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Man in Trench Coat: Hey, Sparky. C’mere. You need to see this.

Sparky (stopping on his way to visit his elderly mother): What is is and how much does it cost?

MITC: Heh. You’re learning. Come over here, take a look at this. It’s completely free.

Sparky (looking inside an unmarked van): Oh my god! What is that? Continue reading →

Post 610: Lions and Pigs and Bears, Oh My!

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Free Couch*
Free white couch.
From pet free and bug free home.
In good shape physically, could do with a steam clean.

Pick up in [Location] near [One Street] and [Another].
If you see this post it still available.
Text to arrange pickup

*Stuffed animals not included.

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