Rehoming my bulldog
Trying to find a new home for my bulldog. He is 7 and he is very kind and sweet.
I work long hours and don’t have time to spend with him any more. He is good with people and children.
Send me an email or text if you’re interested to meet him and know more.
There’s an old joke that goes something like this: Bobby: I know how to tell if a baby is a boy or a girl. Sally: How? Bobby: You lift up the blanket. If the baby has blue booties, it’s a boy. If the booties are pink, it’s a girl. Continue reading
Like me, NinjaChow is a fan of canines, and she often finds the most unusual ads. Some ads are of Sparky, for Sparkey, by Sparky. And there are lots and lots of pictures. Because Sparkey is deaf as one of these posts. Continue reading
This blog has been about the struggle of class against class. It has been about the futility of breading pets. It has been about Sparky’s inhumanity. Today we look at all those pets who don’t get enough unwanted attention.
Adult Pug (Vogon, CA)
Very beautiful Pug for sale. Cannot take her on our journey called Life, however we are looking to give her to a loving family who will give her all the unwanted attention she needs. Looking for serious buyers only. We will only sell to those who really want to take her in. $300 obo text me at XXX-XXX-XXXX.
Yeah, whoever buys her will be taken in, that’s for sure. Where are we going to find 300 obos at this time of day? Life. Don’t talk to me about life.
The Oxford English Dictionary defines punctuation thus: “The practice, action, or system of inserting points or other small marks into texts, in order to aid interpretation; division of text into sentences, clauses, etc., by means of such marks.” We have often chuckled over the lack of such in ads on Craigslist. Continue reading
Yes, I am still searching for a canine companion of my very own. And thus I encounter so many startling rehoming ads. I wish Sparky would just give up on buying or adopting these pets in the first place. The dog would be happy, Sparky would be happy, and Animal Control would be happy. Everybody wins. Continue reading
Sorry, this has nothing to do with Toto. Except that there’s a famous dog named Toto. And this is Sparky’s story about his life which is just like the life of a stuffed dog. Continue reading