Sparky loves his pets. He loves his plants. He loves his furniture. He loves his beds. He doesn’t want to give them up, but sometimes needs must. Continue reading
Tag Archives: D’Oh!
Post 383: Only the Best for Dad
Happy Father’s Day to all you dads out there. You know that whatever you did for your wife on Mother’s Day, she’s going to make sure you get double on your day. Sorry about that. Continue reading
Post 357: News from Mom’s Basement
Disclaimer: I know lots of people who cosplay. Cosplay means the person likes to dress up as either a recognizable character from various medias or who portrays their own character from those same books, movies, TV shows, etc. Many of them are very normal people whom I like to hang out with. The rest of them are friends who always have my back. Continue reading
Post 350: Erp!
No, Sparky. Just – no. Continue reading
Post 332: Cinematic Reruns
Currently, the brains involved in deciding what sort of movie to make are all from committees of janitors and mail room clerks. They sit around a big board room table and throw darts at the posters from the best selling movies of the past century. Whichever poster gets the most darts, that’s the one they remake. Continue reading
Post 327: The Sweet Smell of Nothing
It was a dark and stormy night. Sparky lost power and needed candles to see the television by. Luckily, someone had given him or her a very special present last Christmas. Something no one else has. Continue reading
Post 309: New Year, New Dirt
The last week of 2016 is upon us and we still don’t know who is going to be president. Trump or Putin? Putting that aside, be sure to stock up on all the things you will need in this new year. Get the latest model, the best of everything, at the best price. Continue reading
