Oh come on! Are there no depths to which I will sink in an attempt to attract readers and commenters to this blog? This is a cute but silly toy using Disembodied Princesses (I can’t use the real D word for fear of legal action) and a taste of Sparky speelink. How bad could it be? Continue reading
Tag Archives: D’Oh!
Post 401: Shady Dealings
Do you ever lay awake at night and wonder what the Sparkies in our world are getting up to now? What amazing headlines will greet you with your morning covfefe? Did some guy try to get the money out of a train station ticket machine by blowing it up? The results were not what he expected. Continue reading
Post 397: Paper Moon
An on-going first world problem is the lack of Sears & Roebuck catalogs or Farmers’ Almanacs. Our forefathers knew all about roughing it, to put it mildly. Now we have all these modern conveniences like computers and fidget spinners and political pundits. So we insist on something gentle yet thorough cleaning for our butts. Continue reading
Post 390: Breaking the Law for Patriotism
Happy 3rd of July, folks! Independence Eve is full of excitement and preparations for picnics, family gatherings, and possible amazing deaths through stupidity. What a show! Continue reading
Post 390: Your Chance to Remain Anonymous
Breaking into show business often takes years of lessons, good photos, getting an agent, and sleeping with lots of producers. Sparky has found a way to make it all happen overnight. Lights, Camera, Blindfold! Continue reading
Post 387: Home Sweet Rehome
Sparky loves his pets. He loves his plants. He loves his furniture. He loves his beds. He doesn’t want to give them up, but sometimes needs must. Continue reading
Post 383: Only the Best for Dad
Happy Father’s Day to all you dads out there. You know that whatever you did for your wife on Mother’s Day, she’s going to make sure you get double on your day. Sorry about that. Continue reading
