Post 192: Just Hanging Around

Well, this is awkward. Sparky just booked a club in his NRA-sanctioned Campgrounds, Happy Trees. When he looked up the club on the intertubes, he discovered that Preserve Our Wild America was not a swingers club. In fact, these wealthy individuals would no doubt object to the manner in which the lodge was decorated. Continue reading

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Post 126: When You Gotta Go

Could it be that Sparky tried to help the homeless by setting up a loo in his front yard? Could it be that this idea went horribly wrong? Now he has vampire porcelain that can’t be left out in the sun. At least there’s no worry about hooking it up to plumbing. Just go somewhere else if you had the garlic special pizza. Continue reading