Post 23: Friday Round-up

Sometimes I cruise through Craigslist in hopes I can find a little shred of humanity hanging out in the ads. You know, someone who just wants to help others. Well, I found the following ads, all thankfully without any photos. Let’s vote for our favorite, shall we? Continue reading

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Stimulating Conversation

Here we have a perfect example of rational, thoughtful dialogue on the subject of material possesions.  Just kidding, it’s The Battle of The F’ing Sparkies.

f’ing low life the broke into my truck at sizzler
Ur a piece of sh*t do u feel good stealing from some one that works to pay for ur welfare y dnt u get a f’ing job and buy ur own sh*t. Stealing my other car keys u dumb f’k i hope u try n steal that it will b the last time u ever breath i will make sure of that i hope someone catches u before me then again i dont i need a moving target. Little did u know that u f’ed with the wrong whiteguy…. All u welfare cases need to get the f’k out of [location] ur the reason y we r bankrupt u mother f’ers are no good to soolciety y dnt u do all of us a favor and go kill urselfs
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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