Last seen yesterday morning (2018.02.26) around [Something] ave and [Or Other] st in [Location].
Large Build, Sable fur. Goes by the name Rolo. Very energetic and is known to howl at sirens
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Man in Trench Coat: Psst! Come ‘ere, I got somethin’ to show ya.
Sparky: Here, just take my money.
MITC: What? I can’t do that. I have to do my whole patter. You hurt my feelings this way. Continue reading
If you are being harassed and followed around by a loud, obnoxious creature who can’t seem to take care of itself, you have two choices. Send it to live with your parents or see if anyone lost said creature. Look on Craigslist. Even a Sparky can do it. Continue reading