Post 450: The Family Bundle

Sparky Moms can be somewhat indulgent. If their precious snowflake looks sideways at an Adventure Force Light Command Light-Up Motorized Blaster, mom buys two so there’s a back up in case of toy failure.

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Post 445: Like a Bat Outta the Hood

You might not choose the hood life, but the hood life can choose you. You might not hide your mom’s teeth until she gives you the EBT card, but you also won’t take grit from nobody. Y’all act like you ain’t never had no barbecue before. I drove outta the hood in the Ford Explorer that I got for my graduation. It needed something. Continue reading