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Post 613: Pucker Up

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Commercial Candy Machine – Pucker Powder! – $1

 

condition: good
make / manufacturer: Pucker Powder
size / dimensions: 2 ft round x 6.5 ft tall

Retail Pucker Powder flavoured candy straws dispenser – great for any location that has kids! Make extra $$

Consumer chooses size of empty straw, then selects their flavours and fill with any combination, layering colours (just push to fill!)

Includes:
-Machine (no power required)
-Assorted Straws and extra full powder (not shown)
-6 additional powder dispenser clips

Product refills are easily available for vendor to order more stock. You order straws direct and they include free powder with every order!

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Post 612: Body Not Included

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Man in Trench Coat: Hey, Sparky. C’mere. You need to see this.

Sparky (stopping on his way to visit his elderly mother): What is is and how much does it cost?

MITC: Heh. You’re learning. Come over here, take a look at this. It’s completely free.

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Post 586: It’s Fudd Season

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It’s Pets Week again! Happy October and remember to keep your pets safe during the Tricking and Treating at the end of the month.

Free Muscovy Drake
[Location], one free muscovy male.

Dinner, or would be great for breeding meat birds, he’s a darn beast.
Probably not great for breeding pets though, because he’s also an arse.
He escaped last year and has been running free. We got into a squabble tonight and I’m pretty sure he broke a toenail, just so you’re aware. (I FINALLY won, though.)

Also, he doesn’t care for chickens, and will try and fight your other male ducks if you have them. However, he is good to the girls. So would be ok in his own breeding pen? Or in a frying pan.

So please, come take him away.

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Post 581: And So’s My Wife

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Rare Pepe the frog pin – $20

 

These are one of a kind Pepe pins as featured on the internet.

Whether you want to impress your classmates, get that promotion at work or even just be the coolest guy in the nursing home. A Pepe pin is an essential for people on all walks of life.

Pin is of quality material (metal) to ensure there is no peeling even after long term use.

Can supply bulk at discounted price, inquire for more information.

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