Post 628: Urban Warfare

GARAGE SALE ROUND 2 MOFOS – $5
HERE WE GO AGAIN FOLKS.

This time, it’s personal. We got kitchen stuff for your first apartment, we got multiple microwaves to warm up Hot Pockets with, we got rugs to cover that ugly ass linoleum floor in your 200 square foot studio. You want it, we go it. And the best part?

EVERYTHING IS $5 OR LESS.

That’s right, frickers. Our loss is your gain.

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