Post 569: The Further Adventures of Winston and Pickles

Back in the days of You Suck at Craigslist, one of the commentators (Mindfield) posted chapters in the lives of two genie pigs, known and loved as Winston and Pickles. Years have passed and nothing has been heard from this dynamic duo, although the occasional sighting is still reported. Behold, I may have discovered their current line of work. Pretending to be happy and healthy piggies for a sitting concern. Continue reading

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Post 568: Green is the Color of My True Love’s Chair

43 green lawn chairs – $150

post 568 lawn chairs

I have 43 green lawn chairs for sale. 200.00 for all of them. I will sell part of them @ 5.00 each.
Thanks for lookin’ They need to be cleaned, but have been under a tent. Continue reading

Post 567: Long Ago and Faraday

Back in the 1950s when I was born, we didn’t have mattresses or cushions on our day beds. We were happy to have the steel frame so we weren’t on the ground. And if we needed both beds, we had to hold one up to make it the same height. None of those fancy spring releases to push, I can tell you! We also knew the difference between a day bed and a trundle. Now get that contraption off my lawn! Continue reading

Post 561: Trader Blows

Trade pup for birds

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I am looking to trade my Belgian pup for birds. He is 18 weeks old and is up to date on vaccines and dewormed.

Oh, Sparky. You should consult the Relative Value Chart (RVC) before making an offer like this. Now, if your Belgian has papers, he’s worth an Amazon and a handful of Gouldian finches. If he’s not registered and entered this country illegally, then we have to take him away. Sorry. If he IS registered but not housebroken, he’s worth 10 sun conures. Keep him until he learns a few commands and when to go where, you could trade him for an African Grey. Maybe.

The best I can offer you now is a flock of budgerigars and a pair of doves. Take it or leave it.

Post 551: Driven

Need ride any where

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I offer rides ,any where you need.
My SUV is 2016 suburban .
My vehicle is Suv luxury ,clean,fits up to 7 ‏passenger,my price is the best .
You text me where you need,and when you wont to pick you up.
I’ll give you the cost of your ride.
I have all requirements and permit to pick up or drop off form and to airports of San Diego and L.A.
I do have T.C.P permit and of coarse Insurance to drive passengers.
Basically it’s limo!!!
It’s the best price in town !

English not first language. Maybe not second language. I take you to airports, ask you to carry small package for me. Where you need and why wont you pick you up? I’ll pay you to ride my SUV because it is the best. Drop off forms in San Diego or LA airports. Basically it’s a limo so I have to use my allotment of exclamation points now! The coarse insurance might be a deal breaker.