Post 651: So Friendly, Much Hablo, Wow

Attention dog lovers
Adult female dog. She is friendly but don’t let anyone get close to her or touch her. She keep coming in and out of my property. It doesn’t look like she had an owner before. Hablo español.

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Post 647: How Little Sparkies are Made

Seeking for the right man (Any)
it’s good to be on here and I see you have an interesting profile..I would love to find a good friend here and if it calls for a date I don’t mind giving this a try feel free to text me anytime
waiting to read from you or text lol

I didn’t think you could see my profile from there. A try feel might lead to — Hey, wait a minute! This ad is against CL policy and you are in big trouble, lady. Oh, right. I mean, madam.

The best part is that this was in the Housing — Apartments wanted section.

Post 646: Bring Shovels or the Tree Gets Axed

PALM TREE FREE last chance

If this tree isn’t removed by next weekend I will cut it down. It stands between 15 and 18 feet. I don’t know its veriety. The panel wall in the photos is being removed. I don’t need help cutting it down but will entertain very REASONABLE OFFERS. I’ve listed this tree before and this is a last chance offer. Call or text ###-XX##. No habla espanol.

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Post 638: What Would MacGyver Do?

Coffee maker, toaster over, file, toilet storage

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Free stuff in alley behind [Something]bar in [Location] #### 4th ave alley behind [Store]. Come get it

Sparky, I don’t think I can store my toilet in that thing. Also, the toaster oven looks janky and the coffee maker is empty. I just can’t see making a time travel device with that. Unless there are secret instructions in the file drawers? Okay, on my way.