If you are being harassed and followed around by a loud, obnoxious creature who can’t seem to take care of itself, you have two choices. Send it to live with your parents or see if anyone lost said creature. Look on Craigslist. Even a Sparky can do it. Continue reading
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Post 408: Dun – Dun – DUN!
It was a dark and stormy afternoon in Sparkyville. Young Annie Sparks had heard that there were heaps of gold in leather bags in the basement of the old McSparky house. Empty for decades, it stood on the outskirts of town. With school canceled because the roof leaked, Annie decided to head over there and get rich. Continue reading
Post 404: Harry Potter’s Next Home
There’s a joke that’s so old it’s usually not funny anymore, but it certainly applies to this ad. The joke is the apartment was so small, I had to step outside to change my mind. Not only is Sparky trying to rent a broom closet as a micro-studio apartment, he’s charging enough for a down payment on a new car. Continue reading
Post 393: Christmas in July Part One
Last December, Ninja Chow submitted a bunch of Christmas-related CL ads. I didn’t get a chance to use them at the time, but now seems like the perfect opportunity. After all, there’s only 175 Days until Christmas 2017. Continue reading
Post 391: I Feel Your Propane
Lots and lots of Americans held outdoor cooking events yesterday to celebrate their Independence from kitchens and Spotted Dick. Still, some of them were using really old equipment that maybe continues to work but looks like crap. Continue reading
Post 373: Man’s Inhumanity to Dog
Animal Rights Activists don’t want pet owners to treat their pets like people. A dog wants to be treated like a dog. A cat want’s to be treated, well, like a god from Egypt,
and a parrot wants to be treated like the biggest, meanest, baddest ruler of the house. Like Eric, the F’ing Legend. https://www.facebook.com/Ericfuknlegend/
Post 371: Schrodinger’s Cat’s Last Stand
In Sparkyville, you cannot always know for certain if Sparky has a pet or not. Having pet bowls and pet carriers and pet stands means nothing. Sparky’s children might be eating out of those bowls. Sparky’s lunch probably goes in the carrier. And the pet stand is only something to be listed on Craigslist. Continue reading
