Animal Rights Activists don’t want pet owners to treat their pets like people. A dog wants to be treated like a dog. A cat want’s to be treated, well, like a god from Egypt,
and a parrot wants to be treated like the biggest, meanest, baddest ruler of the house. Like Eric, the F’ing Legend. https://www.facebook.com/Ericfuknlegend/
In Sparkyville, you cannot always know for certain if Sparky has a pet or not. Having pet bowls and pet carriers and pet stands means nothing. Sparky’s children might be eating out of those bowls. Sparky’s lunch probably goes in the carrier. And the pet stand is only something to be listed on Craigslist. Continue reading
I love the game shows that used to be on during my youth. I especially liked The Liar’s Club, where an item would be shown to the audience, only one person on the celebrity panel would know what it was, the rest had to make up something. The contestant had to guess who was telling the truth. Continue reading
Old MacSparky had a dog, EIEIO.
And when this dog got bored, he chewed, EIEIO. Continue reading
No, Sparky. Just – no. Continue reading
Spiny Norman’s mum is having a rough time of it. After pushing out the legendary mobster, she retired to a family in Canada. She had a good life, but now that she’s getting old and Medicare discriminates against hedgehogs, she had to find another home. Continue reading
Today’s questions, ladies and gentlemen and politicians, is what could have left those stains on this couch and chaise? Your choices are: Continue reading
