Post 516: Don’t Rock the Duck

In the Lake District around Sparkyville, there’s a legend about the mysterious Rocking Duck. According to the old tales, the Rocking Duck would come out of the mists in the fall and tell the migrating ducks if the lake was a safe place to land and rest. If the duck didn’t trust the scent of the air, it would quack out a warning and disappear. The only way to prevent this was to bath regularly and to put a collection of hand carved rocking ducks on the water. This would lull the Rocking Duck into a sense of security and it would quietly rock back into the mists, leaving the hunters to slaughter the flocks that came to land. Sniff. It’s a great story, isn’t it? Continue reading

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Post 514: If She’d Shed the Shed

Half made she’d – $000
I’ve got a she’d that needs to be gone….it’s above a ten by ten….good base good walls front and side has siding…has a window and screen….shelves …good she’d anyway…come get it it’s free because I can’t take it with me.

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Post 491: Crafty Arts

Micheal Angelo’s David (Marble finish) – £10000
Arts & crafts imperial distributors, are proud to announce, on offer is this rather rare, vintage piece, collectors item.

Discovered from the depths of Florence, is Micheal Angelo’s David.

Classic, timeless piece, ideal for the cultured, art & crafts enthusiast.

Table-size, with immaculate marble stone finish. Continue reading

Post 485: Bottled Up Feelings

VINTAGE ITEMS FOR SALE

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I’LL BE ADDING PRICES BESIDE ITEMS THAT HAVE A PHOTO OF IT, WHEN IT GET MORE TIME TOO

I CAN GIVE YOU A PRICE OVER A TEXT, OR PHONE FOR NOW

(There were 27 photos of beer bottles but only this one survived the march of time.)

As NinjaChow points out, “I think Sparky has been drinking too much vintage beer if he thinks this stuff is worth more than the recycling fee on the bottles.”

Try again, Sparky. There must be something else in your house you can sell. I’ll get the popcorn.