Post 628: Urban Warfare

GARAGE SALE ROUND 2 MOFOS – $5
HERE WE GO AGAIN FOLKS.

This time, it’s personal. We got kitchen stuff for your first apartment, we got multiple microwaves to warm up Hot Pockets with, we got rugs to cover that ugly ass linoleum floor in your 200 square foot studio. You want it, we go it. And the best part?

EVERYTHING IS $5 OR LESS.

That’s right, frickers. Our loss is your gain.

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Post 614: My Kingdom for One of These

HORSE SOMETHING?

 

Warehouse Clean out Sale – Everything must go – Price Negotiable
Not sure what this is – I believe it is used to hook to a horse rigging some way. It’s old – in good shape –
If you know what it is – let me know.
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Post 597: Fetching is My Passion

Found male bored collie
Hey,
I found someone’s dog black an white with some brown I don’t have a pic right now I also don’t want to bring him to a shelter I well only let him go to someone he brings to you must tell me his name so I know for sure or have some proof of you actually knowing him.

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Post 586: It’s Fudd Season

It’s Pets Week again! Happy October and remember to keep your pets safe during the Tricking and Treating at the end of the month.

Free Muscovy Drake
[Location], one free muscovy male.

Dinner, or would be great for breeding meat birds, he’s a darn beast.
Probably not great for breeding pets though, because he’s also an arse.
He escaped last year and has been running free. We got into a squabble tonight and I’m pretty sure he broke a toenail, just so you’re aware. (I FINALLY won, though.)

Also, he doesn’t care for chickens, and will try and fight your other male ducks if you have them. However, he is good to the girls. So would be ok in his own breeding pen? Or in a frying pan.

So please, come take him away.

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