Happy 3rd of July, folks! Independence Eve is full of excitement and preparations for picnics, family gatherings, and possible amazing deaths through stupidity. What a show! Continue reading
Have you ever smiled at a perfect stranger, not really paying attention to what they were saying, and suddenly they are your best friend and won’t shut up? Happens all the time to me. I think this Sparky is one of those types. Continue reading
I’m just going to leave this here. I’m wearing gloves as I type, and I suggest you put on protective eye wear. WFT Sparkyville assumes no liability for what cannot be unseen. Possible side effects include brain damage and lack of social interaction with the opposite sex. Continue reading
Here at Sparkyville, we understand the American Dream. We know everyone wants to improve their place in life. Make things better for the next litter of Sparky spawn. Therefore, we are constantly looking for ways to help ease the path to that double wide mobile home with the enclosed porch and pop-out extra room. As long as the opportunity is legit. Continue reading
Here we have a perfect example of rational, thoughtful dialogue on the subject of material possesions. Just kidding, it’s The Battle of The F’ing Sparkies.
f’ing low life the broke into my truck at sizzler
Ur a piece of sh*t do u feel good stealing from some one that works to pay for ur welfare y dnt u get a f’ing job and buy ur own sh*t. Stealing my other car keys u dumb f’k i hope u try n steal that it will b the last time u ever breath i will make sure of that i hope someone catches u before me then again i dont i need a moving target. Little did u know that u f’ed with the wrong whiteguy…. All u welfare cases need to get the f’k out of [location] ur the reason y we r bankrupt u mother f’ers are no good to soolciety y dnt u do all of us a favor and go kill urselfs
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