Post 333: Devil in Disguise

The number of the post inspired me to search my local Craigslist for Devil. Most of the hits were for vacuum cleaners and trailers. But of course there was one priceless ad which is presented here for your consideration.

HEAVENLY DEVIL COSTUME BY DISGUISE – $15

HEAVENLY DEVIL COSTUME BY DISGUISE. size 9/10 great condition $15.00 Call Jeff

I think Jeff probably looked stunning in that get-up. But then puberty hit or his operation was approved, and he doesn’t need the costume any longer. Way to go, Jeff!

Post 271: It’s a Gas

We have slipped from Summer to Autumn, wending our way to that special holiday where we all get to dress up as someone or something we want to be. That’s right Thanksgiving is right around the calendar, and we get to pretend we like our family, we don’t want another slice of pie, and that booze is not an important part of a balanced meal. Continue reading

Post 76: Couched in Our Indifference

Couches, like just about everything in life, come into style and then go out again. Sometimes they hang around even though no one wants them anymore. After a decade of kids peeing on the couch and animals scratching on it, it sort of becomes one of the family. Like Uncle Marv who has no where else to go. And he’s always trying to bum cigarettes off you. Continue reading

Post 74: Onces Upon a Time

Today on WTF Sparkyville, we are going to play our favorite game, Guess What Sparky Means! Here are three examples of the word onces. We are not going to debate if it’s a word or not. That would be too much like work. No, we are going to read these ads and figure out what the word means in Sparkyville. Ready? Continue reading