The number of the post inspired me to search my local Craigslist for Devil. Most of the hits were for vacuum cleaners and trailers. But of course there was one priceless ad which is presented here for your consideration.
HEAVENLY DEVIL COSTUME BY DISGUISE – $15
HEAVENLY DEVIL COSTUME BY DISGUISE. size 9/10 great condition $15.00 Call Jeff
I think Jeff probably looked stunning in that get-up. But then puberty hit or his operation was approved, and he doesn’t need the costume any longer. Way to go, Jeff!
We have slipped from Summer to Autumn, wending our way to that special holiday where we all get to dress up as someone or something we want to be. That’s right Thanksgiving is right around the calendar, and we get to pretend we like our family, we don’t want another slice of pie, and that booze is not an important part of a balanced meal. Continue reading
Have you ever smiled at a perfect stranger, not really paying attention to what they were saying, and suddenly they are your best friend and won’t shut up? Happens all the time to me. I think this Sparky is one of those types. Continue reading
Couches, like just about everything in life, come into style and then go out again. Sometimes they hang around even though no one wants them anymore. After a decade of kids peeing on the couch and animals scratching on it, it sort of becomes one of the family. Like Uncle Marv who has no where else to go. And he’s always trying to bum cigarettes off you. Continue reading
Today on WTF Sparkyville, we are going to play our favorite game, Guess What Sparky Means! Here are three examples of the word onces. We are not going to debate if it’s a word or not. That would be too much like work. No, we are going to read these ads and figure out what the word means in Sparkyville. Ready? Continue reading
Continuing with our Sell ALL The Things week, we present an angry Sparky having to be truthful.
Grage sale (607 E Sell Moore Way)
start time : 8am
Verity of thing come see
YouSuckatCraigslist all started when a young, upwardly-mobile professional couple (no, not a couple by profession. Sheesh) needed a couch for their apartment. And so they turned to Craigslist. And so they found what have become the classics of bad posts. This week, we celebrate for no apparent reason the continuing story of Sparky and his furniture. WARNING – What will be seen cannot be unseen. Continue reading