Animal Rights Activists don’t want pet owners to treat their pets like people. A dog wants to be treated like a dog. A cat want’s to be treated, well, like a god from Egypt,
and a parrot wants to be treated like the biggest, meanest, baddest ruler of the house. Like Eric, the F’ing Legend. https://www.facebook.com/Ericfuknlegend/
In Sparkyville, you cannot always know for certain if Sparky has a pet or not. Having pet bowls and pet carriers and pet stands means nothing. Sparky’s children might be eating out of those bowls. Sparky’s lunch probably goes in the carrier. And the pet stand is only something to be listed on Craigslist. Continue reading
Fact: Big puppies come from big dogs. Fact: Big puppies soon become big dogs. Fact: Mastiffs are guardians, not attack dogs, but will defend their family and property. Fact: If not trained and socialized while young, a mastiff will be something of a problem for their people. Question: Where does a 200 lb. dog sit?
neapolitan mastiff puppys silver/blue eyes
Hello craigslist I have a 5 full breed neapolitan mastiff puppys, 4 males and just 1 beautiful female, 2 month old, very good dogs for kids and family, very guardian dogs, they already have the first parvo shoot and already dewormed, silver color with blue eyes, their weigth 10 pounds, they are big puppys, very healthy, call for rehoming fee thanks.
Very guardian, much parvo shoot, wow! Of course the answer to the question above is the title of the post. I’m a touch disappointed that the puppies aren’t part chocolate, part vanilla, and part strawberry. From my local CL.
No, Sparky. Just – no. Continue reading
Spiny Norman’s mum is having a rough time of it. After pushing out the legendary mobster, she retired to a family in Canada. She had a good life, but now that she’s getting old and Medicare discriminates against hedgehogs, she had to find another home. Continue reading
Classics never go out of style. Sparky at least understands that idea. Take something really nice and well-made and chop it up. Re-purpose it. Spell it wrong. Sell it for big bucks. Profit! Continue reading
Psst. Don’t turn around. Just listen. I have the goods. But I don’t know if you want the goods. Do you want it?
Call this number. It’s the wrong number. You have to call it just the same. Then place an ad telling me you want it. Code word Elephant. Got it?
Elephant wrong number please call me I want it
That’s it. You’ll get what’s coming to you. Thanks, Ralph, another stunning post.