If you are being harassed and followed around by a loud, obnoxious creature who can’t seem to take care of itself, you have two choices. Send it to live with your parents or see if anyone lost said creature. Look on Craigslist. Even a Sparky can do it. Continue reading
Sparkyville’s Police Department is one of the finest around. They have no unsolved, cold cases. They give themselves awards for this every month. Yes, the people of Sparkyville are very luck and confident in their officers. Or, let me say, were confident. Continue reading
I so hate that I can’t get to the ads when the pictures are fresh and available. And then I run out of ads because you people have lives. So I’m going to try recreating this one. Just give me a moment to get into Sparky mode. Continue reading
Animal Rights Activists don’t want pet owners to treat their pets like people. A dog wants to be treated like a dog. A cat want’s to be treated, well, like a god from Egypt,
and a parrot wants to be treated like the biggest, meanest, baddest ruler of the house. Like Eric, the F’ing Legend. https://www.facebook.com/Ericfuknlegend/
In Sparkyville, you cannot always know for certain if Sparky has a pet or not. Having pet bowls and pet carriers and pet stands means nothing. Sparky’s children might be eating out of those bowls. Sparky’s lunch probably goes in the carrier. And the pet stand is only something to be listed on Craigslist. Continue reading
Fact: Big puppies come from big dogs. Fact: Big puppies soon become big dogs. Fact: Mastiffs are guardians, not attack dogs, but will defend their family and property. Fact: If not trained and socialized while young, a mastiff will be something of a problem for their people. Question: Where does a 200 lb. dog sit?
Hello craigslist I have a 5 full breed neapolitan mastiff puppys, 4 males and just 1 beautiful female, 2 month old, very good dogs for kids and family, very guardian dogs, they already have the first parvo shoot and already dewormed, silver color with blue eyes, their weigth 10 pounds, they are big puppys, very healthy, call for rehoming fee thanks.
Very guardian, much parvo shoot, wow! Of course the answer to the question above is the title of the post. I’m a touch disappointed that the puppies aren’t part chocolate, part vanilla, and part strawberry. From my local CL.
No, Sparky. Just – no. Continue reading