Today’s dose of irony actually is more of a dose of iron. Sparky is moving and needs you to hurry over now and take away the coffee table. The iron coffee table. The one you can’t lift by yourself. Hurry right on over. Sparky’s waiting. Continue reading
Tag Archives: Possibly awesome
Post 326: Lassie Slept Here
Classics never go out of style. Sparky at least understands that idea. Take something really nice and well-made and chop it up. Re-purpose it. Spell it wrong. Sell it for big bucks. Profit! Continue reading
Post 271: It’s a Gas
We have slipped from Summer to Autumn, wending our way to that special holiday where we all get to dress up as someone or something we want to be. That’s right Thanksgiving is right around the calendar, and we get to pretend we like our family, we don’t want another slice of pie, and that booze is not an important part of a balanced meal. Continue reading
Post 267: It’s Not Polite to Stair
Have you ever bought a house, only to discover there was not way to get into or out of the place? I’ll bet the first thing you did was turn to Craigslist, right? I mean, after you sued the former owner who made off with the elevated walkway and possibly the realtor who didn’t notice, either. Lucky for you, if you live in Canada, help is available. Continue reading
Post 266: Beastly Burden
Celebrities often need more cash quickly when opportunities stop coming their way. Child stars are especially prone to this danger. But I don’t think selling stuff on Craigslist is the best idea. I guess it depends on the celebrity. Continue reading
Post 265: The Wayback Machine Broke
Classic and vintage items show up on Craigslist way more than you would think they should. Because, really, if you have a classic item for sale, wouldn’t you take it somewhere to get the best price, like an auction house or a pawn shop? Continue reading
Post 264: Can’t See the Boat for the Trees
Too bad Sparky didn’t post this ad on Arbor Day. There would have been hundreds of people willing to take the boat, the trailer, and the trees. I wish Sparky didn’t have to be so demanding about these things. You must do this, you must do that. Who does he think he is, God? Continue reading
