Happy Father’s Day to all you dads out there. You know that whatever you did for your wife on Mother’s Day, she’s going to make sure you get double on your day. Sorry about that. Continue reading
Tag Archives: Professional
Post 365: Bar None
There’s this town called Leachfield. Actually, it’s Litchfield, but that’s only if you go straight there. If you pass through Sparkyville, it’s Leachfield. I don’t know why. Continue reading
Post 363: Fauxget About It
Man In Trenchcoat: Psst!
Sparky: You, again? There is nothing I need so just leave me alone. Continue reading
Post 351: Something to Go With Friday’s Steaks
Most young men who want money eventually think about going to a particular type of bank where they are paid for leaving behind fresh materials that they will no miss and that some women will be very happy to receive. Continue reading
Post 348: Frozen Assets
This post has nothing to do with: The Bank of England, Euros, Brexit, Russians, Global Warming, or the phenomena that is Enrique Iglesias. No, this is about possibly props from a science fiction movie that failed to happen. Or a benefit from a retirement home that no one really wanted. Or a way to ease the pain of your child’s first goldfish death. Continue reading
Post 338: Nothing Left to Lose
The venerable NinjaChow submitted this amazing offer. It won’t last long! Great location, close to schools and shopping. And it’s FREE! Continue reading
Post 332: Cinematic Reruns
Currently, the brains involved in deciding what sort of movie to make are all from committees of janitors and mail room clerks. They sit around a big board room table and throw darts at the posters from the best selling movies of the past century. Whichever poster gets the most darts, that’s the one they remake. Continue reading
