Owning land is part of the Great American Dream, along with a job that pays a lot for very little work and a spouse who petty much likes exactly the same things we do. But like that mythical spouse, the land might not be all it seems to be in Sparky’s imagination. Continue reading
Tag Archives: Professional
Post 400: We’re in Business
I so hate that I can’t get to the ads when the pictures are fresh and available. And then I run out of ads because you people have lives. So I’m going to try recreating this one. Just give me a moment to get into Sparky mode. Continue reading
Post 397: Paper Moon
An on-going first world problem is the lack of Sears & Roebuck catalogs or Farmers’ Almanacs. Our forefathers knew all about roughing it, to put it mildly. Now we have all these modern conveniences like computers and fidget spinners and political pundits. So we insist on something gentle yet thorough cleaning for our butts. Continue reading
Post 396: And Now for Something Completely Sparky
I do not have the words to set this one up. We better jump straight in. Hold on, it’s going to be a bumpy post. Continue reading
Post 390: Your Chance to Remain Anonymous
Breaking into show business often takes years of lessons, good photos, getting an agent, and sleeping with lots of producers. Sparky has found a way to make it all happen overnight. Lights, Camera, Blindfold! Continue reading
Post 386: Parle Vous?
Everyone wants to go somewhere special for the summer. People in Canada want to go to Australia. People in California want to go to New York. People in Paris want to get out of the hot sunshine and go somewhere less bright. Continue reading
Post 383: Only the Best for Dad
Happy Father’s Day to all you dads out there. You know that whatever you did for your wife on Mother’s Day, she’s going to make sure you get double on your day. Sorry about that. Continue reading
