Post 922: Fresh Out of [Location]

Free outhouse

Outhouse free for the taking. It sits on some rocks. It hasn’t been used for at least 20 years. Still in good shape.

If you would like it, you need to come and pick it up. There’s no way to get there by car or truck and you need to move it up the hill somehow.

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Post 916: Sparky Gets Ugly

NEEDS TO GO URGENTLY

condition: salvage model name / number: Millie size / dimensions: 61 inches tall

To get right to the point, let me tell you something… There’s this…thing called…Millie. She needs mental help to solve her overwhelming addiction to stealing Care Bears. She has this odd reflex of throwing things in the air. She has an obsession with the toy kazoo that she will come with if you are willing to take her. She cannot be released into the wild as she has imprinted on human behavior. If you can please take this mammal off of my hands, please do so! *Please go to home without robots and chairs as it triggers flashbacks*

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