Post 491: Crafty Arts

Micheal Angelo’s David (Marble finish) – £10000
Arts & crafts imperial distributors, are proud to announce, on offer is this rather rare, vintage piece, collectors item.

Discovered from the depths of Florence, is Micheal Angelo’s David.

Classic, timeless piece, ideal for the cultured, art & crafts enthusiast.

Table-size, with immaculate marble stone finish. Continue reading

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Post 464: Don’t Step On My Flukey Shoes

FLUKE 5820A with 2.1 GHz Bandwidth Extension

post 464 flukey shoes

FLUKE 5820A with 2.1 GHz Bandwidth Extension Oscilloscope Calibrator
Can ship.

Option:
2.1 GHz Bandwidth Extension for the 5820A

 

From our Birmingham, UK, reporter, ratwoman: “A special item. I have no idea what any of it means. This… this is a pair of shoes. I’m utterly confused. If it’s some kind of code then I’m very glad I don’t understand it.”

Totally agree. Since when did shoes need bandwidth? Is this a Net Neutrality consequence? At least we know Sparky is equally insane on any grounds.

Post 348: Frozen Assets

This post has nothing to do with: The Bank of England, Euros, Brexit, Russians, Global Warming, or the phenomena that is Enrique Iglesias. No, this is about possibly props from a science fiction movie that failed to happen. Or a benefit from a retirement home that no one really wanted. Or a way to ease the pain of your child’s first goldfish death. Continue reading