Post 919: How Does Sparky Do That?

Ready for adoption corgi puppy

Don’t miss out. We have females and one males tri and reds they are is utd on shots and worming and puppy starter kit. They super sweet and goof Balls Potty pad trained very playful and friendly. Handled daily

in the puppy package you get food, collar, leash, toys, bowels, potty pads, blanket, bed, treats and a few extra I’ve thrown in.

As well asa 3 year genetic heath guarantee.

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Post 916: Sparky Gets Ugly

NEEDS TO GO URGENTLY

condition: salvage model name / number: Millie size / dimensions: 61 inches tall

To get right to the point, let me tell you something… There’s this…thing called…Millie. She needs mental help to solve her overwhelming addiction to stealing Care Bears. She has this odd reflex of throwing things in the air. She has an obsession with the toy kazoo that she will come with if you are willing to take her. She cannot be released into the wild as she has imprinted on human behavior. If you can please take this mammal off of my hands, please do so! *Please go to home without robots and chairs as it triggers flashbacks*

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