Post 379: Roll Over, Play Dead

Cars come and go on Craigslist. Sparkyville is full of the wrecks of the past. Because you never know when you might be able to sell it for $200.

A few pictures, a brief explanation that is totally confusing, and a firm price of $250 if you want the tranny. It’s all good.

Best 4WD on the Planet 96 Range Rover Suspension & Chassis – $200

Best 4WD on the planet – Chassis & Suspension
1996 Range Rover – rollover
Build your ultimate off road vehicle
Body unbolts to a massive frame & suspension.
It’s all there including an extra set of air bags.
Price reduced to $200.
I believe it still has a clean title which I have.
I also have a good transmission for $250.
This is a firm price !
Please no low offers or trades,…

Shouldn’t that say the body unbolts FROM a massive frame? That last photo is a bit eerie, kind of the dead dog view. One Moving Violation submitted this as the “Best 4 Wheel Disaster”. Good call. You win the Internet!

Post 377: Dat Ass.

Some folks think all 12-inch fashion dolls are the same as that one very famous one. The one that comes with all the neat cars and friends and other accessories. The one whose head came off when I took her to the beach and ill-advisedly took the doll into the waves. The one who became the Fabulous Headless Fashion Model after that. Continue reading

Post 364: This Doesn’t Suck

You know what? Sometimes, things suck. Sometimes finding the time to do everything and being too tired to do it when you have time sucks. Raising kids who are ungrateful brats sucks. Getting fat when you eat donuts and mac and cheese sucks. Being a wage slave sucks. Being a retired wage slave sucks. Well, okay, not as much as being not retired. Continue reading