Post 619: The Deadly Pumpkin Patch

Pumpkin day care/companionship

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We need a friend or friends to keep Pumpkin during day any days during the week of Dec 10 and Dec 17, M-F 8am-3:30…she sleeps most of day, is a good couch companion, doesn’t bite, doesn’t shed, is hypoallergenic, loves belly rubs, will not require food, and needs to be taken out to pee at least 1-2x/day…she is a therapy dog, loves kids, chicken, and people.

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Post 615: Paging Chuck Testa

GenuineVintage Armadillo Purse with Lined Interior and Cosmetic Mirror – $130
Genuine Armadillo leather purse with top closure. Interior lined with red soft fabric interior. felt with single pocket and mirror on underside of opening Long shoulder strap has red crystal for eyes
This is a genuine taxidermy armadillo
Very Rare & One of a Kind
Vintage 1960
measures approx 10″ wide, 7″ tall, and 6″ deep
If it is still posted…it is still for sale.

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Post 593: How is This a Thing?

Hula Exercise Chair

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Still functional. Seat and back rest are worn.

Seems to me, learning to dance the hula is enough exercise so you wouldn’t need to sit down in a chair that gets plugged in. How can you wear the seat and the back? No zippers, no arm holes. Still functional is the new age way to say Works Good. I certainly would like to see this thing in action.

Oh, wait. No, I really wish I hadn’t seen that.

Love my local Craigslist.

Post 553: Can You Stand It?

Interdimensional Stereo Speakers/ Plant Stands

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Hmmm… I was told when I purchased these you could hear songs and podcasts from the 4th dimension but even when I tilt them towards my head all I hear is the sound of dirt pouring into my ear. Perhaps I need a better antennae?
anyway, even if you can’t hear the weekly Zima Presents Xemu Super Fun Radio Hour these things are pretty good at holding plants; and, they are F R E E; and they are at [####] {Ish} Road. Continue reading