Breaking into show business often takes years of lessons, good photos, getting an agent, and sleeping with lots of producers. Sparky has found a way to make it all happen overnight. Lights, Camera, Blindfold! Continue reading
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Post 387: Home Sweet Rehome
Sparky loves his pets. He loves his plants. He loves his furniture. He loves his beds. He doesn’t want to give them up, but sometimes needs must. Continue reading
Post 379: Roll Over, Play Dead
Cars come and go on Craigslist. Sparkyville is full of the wrecks of the past. Because you never know when you might be able to sell it for $200.
A few pictures, a brief explanation that is totally confusing, and a firm price of $250 if you want the tranny. It’s all good.
Best 4WD on the Planet 96 Range Rover Suspension & Chassis – $200
Best 4WD on the planet – Chassis & Suspension
1996 Range Rover – rollover
Build your ultimate off road vehicle
Body unbolts to a massive frame & suspension.
It’s all there including an extra set of air bags.
Price reduced to $200.
I believe it still has a clean title which I have.
I also have a good transmission for $250.
This is a firm price !
Please no low offers or trades,…
Shouldn’t that say the body unbolts FROM a massive frame? That last photo is a bit eerie, kind of the dead dog view. One Moving Violation submitted this as the “Best 4 Wheel Disaster”. Good call. You win the Internet!
Post 377: Dat Ass.
Some folks think all 12-inch fashion dolls are the same as that one very famous one. The one that comes with all the neat cars and friends and other accessories. The one whose head came off when I took her to the beach and ill-advisedly took the doll into the waves. The one who became the Fabulous Headless Fashion Model after that. Continue reading
Post 375: Not That Kind of Hunger
Hunger is a thing most of us dislike. If we hunger for food and eat too much, it’s bad. Then someone brings in dessert. Turn away, you don’t want to see this. Continue reading
Post 374: Epee or Saber?
Long ago, when women wore long skirts and used fans to send coded messages, a particular form of marshal arts existed just for them. Using a very specially honed item of furniture, these women could fend off unwanted advances and foil attempts by thieves to rob them of their pin money. Continue reading
Post 370: A Can of Fauxbreeze
We have very little in the way of rules here in the Snark Lounge. No fighting in the sand box. No cooking the haunted hawk. If you touched it, you put it away when you’re done. And the last one out please make sure the toilet flushed. Because, Dude! Continue reading
