Post 734: Won’t Fit in the Toyota

Custom Bookcase
Custom bookcase in very good condition. 9’4” long, 48” high and 12” deep. It’s all in one piece so two people and a truck will be needed.

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Post 702: Something for Nothing, Delivered

Free Couch With Delivery
size / dimensions: 90″ x 37″ x 31″ 
As shown in the title, this couch could be in your living room for free! The couch itself is in great condition, and we are offering free delivery within an applicable distance simply because we are going to move really soon.

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Post 698: Bee Best

SEND BEES PACKING! LIVE BEE REMOVAL EXPERT✔
Got a bee issue??

We are a Full Service bee removal company. We remove honeybees and wasps and perform all repairs to your home. Removing unwanted honey bee hives from your buildings roofs n walls ia All we do for a living not a side job. Weather its a brand new swarm of bees on a tree branch, or a 10 year old bee colony at the top of a 4 story roof, we can quickly and safely remove any bee problems from your property, to ours!

* 20 years Extensive bee removal experience.
* Bees are all I do, if your in need of quick response, expert advise, and help solving your bee issues give us a call, we love what we do and are always happy to help!

Sincerely, R. [Dunder – Mifflin]

I think I missed all the bee issues. I like that R.’s company will remove unwanted honey, beehives, from my buildings, my roofs, and my n walls. Ia all they do. Weather permitting. He’s always happy to help for a reasonable and agreed upon in writing beforehand fee.

What if my problem is that the bees have left my hive? What are you going to do then? I’ll wait for your answer but it better bee a good one. Oh, here’s a solution!

F. Beekeeper – Another Hive In The Wall Again – Pink’s Addendum
Here we go again. Another hive in a wall. This time it’s a beautiful friendly feral/clean bee hive that flew inside this dry/warm void. Family remodeling their exterior of home needed beekeeper to not only remove alive, but to be put into their own bee box and put into an apiary. Which I did. Professionally gained access with the most prudent methodology. Call a beekeeper

Sometimes we do need education. Honey bee education. Thoughts and ideas from a genuine beekeeper that helps bee cultures and colonies live long and prosperous. For humanity.
Excelsior.
Fully insured and bonded!

Well, that’s more like it! Excelsior, indeed. Can’t wait until the honey bees graduate.

Post 694: The Big Break-up

Missing cat

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Our 1 year old male cat named Junior went missing about 3 days ago. He sometimes gets out but it’s not like him to stay away this long.

If you found him please call me as we love him very much and want him to come home safe! If you’ve seen him or a cat that looks like him in the area please let me know.

He went missing on [Location] Road near # and [Blah].

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Post 674: Allen Wrench, STAT!

FREE Ikea office desks
3x ikea office desks of various sizes
1x extension desk
Legs and misc things

Must pick up all at once.
In okay condition, minor scuffs, minor peeling on one.

Must pick up today. Text only if available for pick up TODAY. Located close to Street and El Via Otro.

If ad is up, then items are still available.

 

Sparky, make up your mind. Are the desks 3X or various sizes? What am I supposed to do with the misc things? Don’t answer that! I don’t think I can pick all of it up at once. I can see they are in good condition, they look exactly like they do out of the box. Hey, you’re going to get into serious trouble with minors peeling on the desks! I think I will skip this bargain.