Post 434: Zombie Microwave

FS: Panasonic Countertop Microwave *needs repair*–$20

very large capacity microwave is in great condition but does not power on for more than 3 seconds (shuts off on its own). this is a great deal if you can fix it yourself. the unit retailed for $350 when bought new. Continue reading

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Post 426: Driven to Succeed

*DRIVING SCHOOL – For Ladies Only*

Hello to all interested Ladies !

I am highly skilled, professional, knowledgable and kind driver who can teach how to drive a vehicle in a gentle and easy Driving program.
I offer Flexible New Driver Learning Sessions and Smooth Driving Practice Sessions.
The payment for my services are reasonable, negotiable and some portion of payment for the New Driver Services I can accept in the form of Kisses.

Feel free to send me a message, I will cover the Driver Learning Lessons Details and answer all of your questions.

Thank you for your interest in my Services.

J

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Post 420: Friendly, Wink, Wink

Today is my birthday, and wouldn’t you know it, we hit Post 420! Such an amazing coincidence. And you know what else is amazing? This Craigslist ad about a guy looking for a girl who is 450 friendly and maybe they can grow, ha ha, to be more than friends.

Sounds like the plot to a Contemporary Romance novel. If only I knew someone who wanted to write about it. Continue reading

Post 417: I Will Hug Her and Squeeze Her and Call Her George

I love this ad from NinjaChow because I can make up all sorts of statistics to go with it. For instance, the percentage of households in the US that own dogs is 36.5%. The percentage with cats is 30.4% That means about 40% own both cats and dogs. Average number of dogs owned per household is 1.6 and average number of cats owned per household is 2.1. That means I am owed .6 of a dog and 2.1 cats. Continue reading