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Post 561: Trader Blows

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Trade pup for birds

post 562 pup

I am looking to trade my Belgian pup for birds. He is 18 weeks old and is up to date on vaccines and dewormed.

Oh, Sparky. You should consult the Relative Value Chart (RVC) before making an offer like this. Now, if your Belgian has papers, he’s worth an Amazon and a handful of Gouldian finches. If he’s not registered and entered this country illegally, then we have to take him away. Sorry. If he IS registered but not housebroken, he’s worth 10 sun conures. Keep him until he learns a few commands and when to go where, you could trade him for an African Grey. Maybe.

The best I can offer you now is a flock of budgerigars and a pair of doves. Take it or leave it.

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Post 527: Now Sparky needs an Ez UnLoader

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1976 26 foot ez loader – $1000
1976 26 ft ez loader boat trailer with boat $1000 without boat $1500 both have clear titles.###-number##-number###.

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Post 420: Friendly, Wink, Wink

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Today is my birthday, and wouldn’t you know it, we hit Post 420! Such an amazing coincidence. And you know what else is amazing? This Craigslist ad about a guy looking for a girl who is 450 friendly and maybe they can grow, ha ha, to be more than friends.

Sounds like the plot to a Contemporary Romance novel. If only I knew someone who wanted to write about it. Continue reading →

Post 239: Product Recall

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The mass production of food and other consumables has resulted in daily news about some item or other being recalled by the company. Hamburger is recalled for e coli contamination, children’s toys are recalled for lead-based paint, and the Solomon Islands are being recalled due to not enough life guards in their towns.

I am shocked that one of the most enjoyable shopping venues has yet to be recalled for the dangerous conditions we are exposed to there.

saw you at trader Joes tendonitis about 9 months ago – w4m

It was end of summer or early fall last year. I have fluffy brown hair, slender, can’t remember what I was wearing, maybe cutoffs.

You had longish hair, appeared to be late forties or early to mid fifties. We checked out at the same time after making eye contact earlier. You were cute and I wanted to meet you but my then boyfriend came in the store and I left feeling like I wished I could have met you, you looked so nice.

So glad Sparketta didn’t wait until a year had gone by to tell us about this horrible outbreak of tendonitis at Trader Joe’s. This being a military area, both navy and marines, people might have moved on by now.

Also, how do you have fluffy brown hair that is also slender? Thanks to my local CraigsList publications for this scintillating missed connections.