Post 647: How Little Sparkies are Made

Seeking for the right man (Any)
it’s good to be on here and I see you have an interesting profile..I would love to find a good friend here and if it calls for a date I don’t mind giving this a try feel free to text me anytime
waiting to read from you or text lol

I didn’t think you could see my profile from there. A try feel might lead to — Hey, wait a minute! This ad is against CL policy and you are in big trouble, lady. Oh, right. I mean, madam.

The best part is that this was in the Housing — Apartments wanted section.

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Post 615: Paging Chuck Testa

GenuineVintage Armadillo Purse with Lined Interior and Cosmetic Mirror – $130
Genuine Armadillo leather purse with top closure. Interior lined with red soft fabric interior. felt with single pocket and mirror on underside of opening Long shoulder strap has red crystal for eyes
This is a genuine taxidermy armadillo
Very Rare & One of a Kind
Vintage 1960
measures approx 10″ wide, 7″ tall, and 6″ deep
If it is still posted…it is still for sale.

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Post 561: Trader Blows

Trade pup for birds

post 562 pup

I am looking to trade my Belgian pup for birds. He is 18 weeks old and is up to date on vaccines and dewormed.

Oh, Sparky. You should consult the Relative Value Chart (RVC) before making an offer like this. Now, if your Belgian has papers, he’s worth an Amazon and a handful of Gouldian finches. If he’s not registered and entered this country illegally, then we have to take him away. Sorry. If he IS registered but not housebroken, he’s worth 10 sun conures. Keep him until he learns a few commands and when to go where, you could trade him for an African Grey. Maybe.

The best I can offer you now is a flock of budgerigars and a pair of doves. Take it or leave it.