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Post 561: Trader Blows
Trade pup for birds
I am looking to trade my Belgian pup for birds. He is 18 weeks old and is up to date on vaccines and dewormed.
Oh, Sparky. You should consult the Relative Value Chart (RVC) before making an offer like this. Now, if your Belgian has papers, he’s worth an Amazon and a handful of Gouldian finches. If he’s not registered and entered this country illegally, then we have to take him away. Sorry. If he IS registered but not housebroken, he’s worth 10 sun conures. Keep him until he learns a few commands and when to go where, you could trade him for an African Grey. Maybe.
The best I can offer you now is a flock of budgerigars and a pair of doves. Take it or leave it.
Post 527: Now Sparky needs an Ez UnLoader
Post 486: Cupid Misses the Mark
In honor of Hump Day Valentine’s Day, this week we are looking at personal ads from lonely, sleazy, and possibly very ill Sparkies. Kicking it off with Mr. Clever here. Continue reading
Post 420: Friendly, Wink, Wink
Today is my birthday, and wouldn’t you know it, we hit Post 420! Such an amazing coincidence. And you know what else is amazing? This Craigslist ad about a guy looking for a girl who is 450 friendly and maybe they can grow, ha ha, to be more than friends.
Sounds like the plot to a Contemporary Romance novel. If only I knew someone who wanted to write about it. Continue reading
Post 292: Get out! The vote.
Well, now we all know the outcome of this amazing (that might not be the right word) election in the US of A. And perhaps this little innocuous Craigslist ad by Sparky had something to do with it. Continue reading
Post 275: The Plot Sickens
One of the best (well, certainly not the worst) places to get ideas for writers is the Missed Connections section of Craigslist. Sadly, many of the plots have been done better a dozen times before. Chances are low that any of these people look like movie stars. Continue reading
