Post 622: Peg o’ My Heart?

Women Into Pegging & More – $0000069

post 622 pegging

Seeking gorgeous women who are curious, open minded, adventurous, giving and more!

28 yr old male seeking women who are not afraid to be nurturing and equally accepting free from judgment.
Tantric Peace and approach

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Post 615: Paging Chuck Testa

GenuineVintage Armadillo Purse with Lined Interior and Cosmetic Mirror – $130
Genuine Armadillo leather purse with top closure. Interior lined with red soft fabric interior. felt with single pocket and mirror on underside of opening Long shoulder strap has red crystal for eyes
This is a genuine taxidermy armadillo
Very Rare & One of a Kind
Vintage 1960
measures approx 10″ wide, 7″ tall, and 6″ deep
If it is still posted…it is still for sale.

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Post 561: Trader Blows

Trade pup for birds

post 562 pup

I am looking to trade my Belgian pup for birds. He is 18 weeks old and is up to date on vaccines and dewormed.

Oh, Sparky. You should consult the Relative Value Chart (RVC) before making an offer like this. Now, if your Belgian has papers, he’s worth an Amazon and a handful of Gouldian finches. If he’s not registered and entered this country illegally, then we have to take him away. Sorry. If he IS registered but not housebroken, he’s worth 10 sun conures. Keep him until he learns a few commands and when to go where, you could trade him for an African Grey. Maybe.

The best I can offer you now is a flock of budgerigars and a pair of doves. Take it or leave it.

Post 420: Friendly, Wink, Wink

Today is my birthday, and wouldn’t you know it, we hit Post 420! Such an amazing coincidence. And you know what else is amazing? This Craigslist ad about a guy looking for a girl who is 450 friendly and maybe they can grow, ha ha, to be more than friends.

Sounds like the plot to a Contemporary Romance novel. If only I knew someone who wanted to write about it. Continue reading