Do you ever lay awake at night and wonder what the Sparkies in our world are getting up to now? What amazing headlines will greet you with your morning covfefe? Did some guy try to get the money out of a train station ticket machine by blowing it up? The results were not what he expected. Continue reading
Tag Archives: sparky
Post 396: And Now for Something Completely Sparky
I do not have the words to set this one up. We better jump straight in. Hold on, it’s going to be a bumpy post. Continue reading
Post 255: Something’s Missing
Love is a many splendor’d thing. Lust, however, is rather icky and so very wrong in print. For examples, I present the following mating calls of the male of the species. Continue reading
Post 249: Has Anyone Seen My Plethora?
You will always find me in the past. The present can create me. But the future will never taint me. What am I? Continue reading
Post 231: Free All the Rockers!
As the US slides into yet another celebration of how free and independent we are, I thought I would feature free things or misunderstood things or things where the word doesn’t mean what Sparky thinks it means. You know, like always. Continue reading
Post 211: It’s Hip to be Square
Once upon a time, this old guy named Euclid decided to put a lot of names to shapes and figure out how to determine the square of the hippopotamus or something. And later, it was held to be true that all free citizens should master geometry, what Euclid called his stuff, so it became a standard requirement in higher education. I guess this is education week. Continue reading
Post 206: Furniture Week, Day 3
On Fridays, I think people can be excused for behavior that isn’t considered socially acceptable at other days of the week. Farting, belching, snorting, even blowing your nose at the table. Highly unacceptable on Monday through Thursday, but come Friday, let it all hang out. Continue reading
