Post 458: My TV Hates Me

Projection HDTV – $100

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condition: good
make / manufacturer: RCA
HDTV 52″ rejection TV. Missing original remote but comes with generic store bought remote. Guarantee the remote and TV are compatible. Buyer is responsible for pick up.

Let the buyer be responsible! It takes a strong person to deal with a rejection TV. This TV is so hateful it hid the original remote so that you have to settle for a generic, store bought one. Like when your mom sewed all your dresses for school and everyone knew you were a loser. Or when your dad went on a business trip with your football equipment in the trunk of his car.

Ralph sent this in without comment. He is wise.

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Post 457: Holding Out for a Hero

Back in the old days, everyone talked about the Hero of our Town, Rod Iron. He was tough as nails, quick as a dropping anvil, and sweet as candy to old ladies and kids. Rod would ride around our town in a pick up with a patio set in the bed. When he finished doing good for the day, he’d park the pick up and set in the chairs in back, watching the sun set. Continue reading

Post 456: Here Comes Tacky Claus

 NUTCRACKER ON A ROCKING HORSE – $25

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19″ Tall x 15″ wide. Mint condition. Ruby studs on crown and on rocking horse. He is wearing a Velvet fur trimmed cloak, the rocking horse has a hair tail and mane and faux leather bridal. It is a Kirkland product and sells new for 49.99 + tax.. If you are a collector this one is a must have.

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Post 445: Like a Bat Outta the Hood

You might not choose the hood life, but the hood life can choose you. You might not hide your mom’s teeth until she gives you the EBT card, but you also won’t take grit from nobody. Y’all act like you ain’t never had no barbecue before. I drove outta the hood in the Ford Explorer that I got for my graduation. It needed something. Continue reading