Today’s dose of irony actually is more of a dose of iron. Sparky is moving and needs you to hurry over now and take away the coffee table. The iron coffee table. The one you can’t lift by yourself. Hurry right on over. Sparky’s waiting. Continue reading
Tag Archives: this can only end badly
Post 361: A Three Hour Tour
Our very own CapnMac is a sailing man brave and sure. That’s why his submission of Sparky’s boats is so very amusing. Sadly, I don’t think we can fit many more sandboxes into the lounge. Continue reading
Post 225: This Breed is Full of It
I have had issues with reading pet adoption ads where the seller claims the dog is “fully vetted.” Uh, Sparky? While the word can be used that way, apparently, more often it means that something has been checked out and verified. Continue reading
Post 159: Urine Luck
Warning! If you are hung over from the weekend, or if you have caught some horrible disease that makes you queasy or if you are a normal human being, you may want to skip this Monday morning post. Continue reading
Post 132: Unspayed Male
There’s an old joke that goes something like this: Bobby: I know how to tell if a baby is a boy or a girl. Sally: How? Bobby: You lift up the blanket. If the baby has blue booties, it’s a boy. If the booties are pink, it’s a girl. Continue reading
Post 119: The Honeymoon
Sparky and his bride have been dressed in appropriate wedding clothes. The wedding is over and now we are off to the long-awaited night when they each find out the other is not a virgin. Continue reading
