A dog just moved in to my house. She demands feeding twice a day, walking twice per day, walking attendant to pick up after her, regular play time with the cat, dibs on any food that falls, Greenies every night, and protection against the insane parrot who has already attacked her once. She’s an autumn, so her harness is a light green, her cushion is brown, and she is negotiation for new carpet in the house. Continue reading →