Y’all know how I sometimes don’t get to a submission before the photos go bad. (Whenever possible, please copy the photos and attach to the email. I know, I’m a slug.) Anyway, only one picture survived from this submission but it pretty much tells enough of the story with the words that you’ll understand why this one is a perfect example of Sparky-ism. Continue reading
Man in Trench Coat: Hey, Sparky. C’mere. You need to see this.
Sparky (stopping on his way to visit his elderly mother): What is is and how much does it cost?
MITC: Heh. You’re learning. Come over here, take a look at this. It’s completely free.
Sparky (looking inside an unmarked van): Oh my god! What is that? Continue reading
Part Three of Pet Week Again! Continue reading
Exta Pieces that came with toddler bed
Are you working on a project and could you a couple of pieces of pressed wood? Take these off my hands!!
I have a better solution, Sparky. Put them down. There, now they are off your hands and no one had to figure out what to do with these painted, pressed wood. It can’t be burned, or shouldn’t be. It’s an odd shape so it won’t work in too many projects. I can’t even let the parrots chew on it.
Oh, and NinjaChow has this cogent observation: “I hope they weren’t really necessary parts.” True, Sparky won’t notice that he needed them until his child breaks a leg when falling out of the toddler bed.
