Post 691: A Star is Pwned

ACTOR/ACTRESS WANTED

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ACTOR/ACTRESS WANTED
2 video producers are looking for an engaging undiscovered stand-out talent to star in our developing series.
Generally our subject matter is outdoor related; Lost ruins, ancient mysteries, possibly a visit to Baja.
Compensation will be minimum to start. We are looking for someone who is willing to grow with us, while practicing their art.
Please send your 30-60 second video resume/commercial to email below.
(cell phone selfie-video resume stating experience & goals is fine)

Here at Castle Anthrax Talent Agency, we practice our art every day. In between dressing and undressing, knitting exciting underwear, and writing skit comedy, we look for attractive people who want to act but don’t value themselves enough to ask for compensation. We’ll be visiting ruins south of the border and if you come down with some horrible insect-borne disease, your scenes will be cut and we won’t take your calls. Isn’t this exciting?

Post 606: Sparky’s Got a Small One

Small Bike

small bike

Small Bike
Sitting out front, just grab it.
#### [Location] Dr.
[Ish] City

Is this your bike? Why is it on the other side of the fence? I don’t think this is really your bike. And you’re just sitting out front, waiting for someone to grab it. Then you’ll call the police so that you have some entertainment since the cable got turned off.  I get the feeling my local craigslist is more Sparky than usual this time of year.

Post 144: Love It or List It, Canada

This time of year, people work hard to make their homes look holly and jolly! A few lights here, a bit of garland there, and soon you have a house fit for a child-eating witch. These little improvements can help raise the price of your little foot of paradise, insuring that you can purchase a new home which might actually have room for you to step inside. Continue reading