Post 905: Erstwhile, Extendible, and Mahogony

RESTORED ANTIQUE EXTENDIBE MAHOGONY TABLE – $900

This table has been restored to its erstwhile beauty by meticulous craftsmen. The additional (optional) leaves are 22″ X 48″ and the table when fully extended is 92″ X 48″. When not extended, it is 48″ X 48″ The “outside” legs with bottom rollers fold inward and upward when not in use, like a landing gear on an airplane, and snap to a locked and tucked position. It’s a beauty. Incidentally, I did the restoration myself since I restore nearly anything but specialize in antiquities. If you have any other needs, please give me a call. Thank you.

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Post 691: A Star is Pwned

ACTOR/ACTRESS WANTED

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ACTOR/ACTRESS WANTED
2 video producers are looking for an engaging undiscovered stand-out talent to star in our developing series.
Generally our subject matter is outdoor related; Lost ruins, ancient mysteries, possibly a visit to Baja.
Compensation will be minimum to start. We are looking for someone who is willing to grow with us, while practicing their art.
Please send your 30-60 second video resume/commercial to email below.
(cell phone selfie-video resume stating experience & goals is fine)

Here at Castle Anthrax Talent Agency, we practice our art every day. In between dressing and undressing, knitting exciting underwear, and writing skit comedy, we look for attractive people who want to act but don’t value themselves enough to ask for compensation. We’ll be visiting ruins south of the border and if you come down with some horrible insect-borne disease, your scenes will be cut and we won’t take your calls. Isn’t this exciting?

Post 606: Sparky’s Got a Small One

Small Bike

small bike

Small Bike
Sitting out front, just grab it.
#### [Location] Dr.
[Ish] City

Is this your bike? Why is it on the other side of the fence? I don’t think this is really your bike. And you’re just sitting out front, waiting for someone to grab it. Then you’ll call the police so that you have some entertainment since the cable got turned off.  I get the feeling my local craigslist is more Sparky than usual this time of year.