Old MacSparky had a dog, EIEIO.
And when this dog got bored, he chewed, EIEIO. Continue reading
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Post 225: This Breed is Full of It
I have had issues with reading pet adoption ads where the seller claims the dog is “fully vetted.” Uh, Sparky? While the word can be used that way, apparently, more often it means that something has been checked out and verified. Continue reading
Post 197: Colonel Sanders on Line One
Get a load of this ad! If Sparky is this bad at English, imagine how he will be butchering Espanol! Aye yai yai! Continue reading
Post 170: Polly Wants to Whack Her.
Parrots are fun, loud, messy, not.a.dog pets, for whom being tamed doesn’t mean being domesticated. They still think everything is trying to kill them, and their fight or flight instinct is strong. Most trainers or behaviorists will work with the owner to help them understand and act correctly with the companion animal. Continue reading
Post 132: Unspayed Male
There’s an old joke that goes something like this: Bobby: I know how to tell if a baby is a boy or a girl. Sally: How? Bobby: You lift up the blanket. If the baby has blue booties, it’s a boy. If the booties are pink, it’s a girl. Continue reading
Post 93: Rock on!
Somewhere there is a Stone Farm where little pebbles are placed lovingly in the ground. Fertilizer and water help the pebbles grow into rocks and boulders. Then the public is allowed to come see the rocks and adopt them. But just like any pet that Sparky gets, chances are there will be a rehoming in the rock’s future. Continue reading
