Hello, could someone get this stick out of my nether regions? Hello? I really must be going, they can’t start the hunt without me. Oh, bother. Continue reading
Look at this ad! Just look at it. This goatherd wants you to believe he can’t get other goats to play with his dwarf. How could anyone say no to that face? Play with my goats? Sure, let me run out and buy some first. Feed me molasses pellets and ice cream? Obviously yes. Continue reading
Old MacSparky had a dog, EIEIO.
And when this dog got bored, he chewed, EIEIO. Continue reading
I have had issues with reading pet adoption ads where the seller claims the dog is “fully vetted.” Uh, Sparky? While the word can be used that way, apparently, more often it means that something has been checked out and verified. Continue reading
Get a load of this ad! If Sparky is this bad at English, imagine how he will be butchering Espanol! Aye yai yai! Continue reading
Parrots are fun, loud, messy, not.a.dog pets, for whom being tamed doesn’t mean being domesticated. They still think everything is trying to kill them, and their fight or flight instinct is strong. Most trainers or behaviorists will work with the owner to help them understand and act correctly with the companion animal. Continue reading
There’s an old joke that goes something like this: Bobby: I know how to tell if a baby is a boy or a girl. Sally: How? Bobby: You lift up the blanket. If the baby has blue booties, it’s a boy. If the booties are pink, it’s a girl. Continue reading