you haul away
This beautiful home could be yours if you have a truck big enough to haul it away. And a lot to set it on. And electricity to hook up to it. And plumbing. Level it. Replace rotted floor. Replace termite infested walls and roof. Insulate and drywall inside. You know what? At today’s housing prices, this still comes in as a bargain. I’m pretty sure you can sell all that antique stuff inside for what the repairs will cost, right?
Happy New Year, Ralph, this is one eye-catching Sparky ad.
Trade pup for birds
I am looking to trade my Belgian pup for birds. He is 18 weeks old and is up to date on vaccines and dewormed.
Oh, Sparky. You should consult the Relative Value Chart (RVC) before making an offer like this. Now, if your Belgian has papers, he’s worth an Amazon and a handful of Gouldian finches. If he’s not registered and entered this country illegally, then we have to take him away. Sorry. If he IS registered but not housebroken, he’s worth 10 sun conures. Keep him until he learns a few commands and when to go where, you could trade him for an African Grey. Maybe.
The best I can offer you now is a flock of budgerigars and a pair of doves. Take it or leave it.
Need ride any where
I offer rides ,any where you need.
My SUV is 2016 suburban .
My vehicle is Suv luxury ,clean,fits up to 7 passenger,my price is the best .
You text me where you need,and when you wont to pick you up.
I’ll give you the cost of your ride.
I have all requirements and permit to pick up or drop off form and to airports of San Diego and L.A.
I do have T.C.P permit and of coarse Insurance to drive passengers.
Basically it’s limo!!!
It’s the best price in town !
English not first language. Maybe not second language. I take you to airports, ask you to carry small package for me. Where you need and why wont you pick you up? I’ll pay you to ride my SUV because it is the best. Drop off forms in San Diego or LA airports. Basically it’s a limo so I have to use my allotment of exclamation points now! The coarse insurance might be a deal breaker.
This week, we are spotlighting Do Work For Me ads. It’s the American Way!
I need a bowl of cereal
I just want a bowl of cereal. Honey Nut Cheerios, Cap’n Crunch, whatever. I have milk, just no cereal. Continue reading